Here is some quality reading from a Christian bookstore, Sharing Your Faith With a Hindu, which is about how to wean your Hindu neighbors away from an ungodly, animist, and pantheist religion (Thanks Padma). Reminded me that I had years and years of Catholic indoctrination, and recently I celebrated the fact with a little tribute to that wonderful time when we can all live in a theocracy.
Pastor Jeremiah-In his fifties.
Jimmy-a parishioner. Late twenties.
Mary-His wife. Mid twenties.
Congregation-A group of nice people.
The government’s established by the Lord, you know.
And, that’s what we believe in the Christian faith.
That’s what’s stated in the scripture.
Storm troopers come in. The Pastor and the congregation ignore them.
Let every soul be subject unto the power. For there is no
government but of God: the power is ordained by God.
A soldier grabs Jimmy.
Hey! What the…
(shouting) That verse is taken out of context.
Jimmy! Oh, Jimmy!
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the
ordinance of God: and they that resist shall
receive to themselves damnation.
But I am going to heaven. I have not made any provisions of the flesh. I haven’t slept with Mary in years.
(crying) Its true. Its true.
Hellooo! Too much information.
And do this, understanding the present time.
The hour has come for you to wake up from your slumber,
because our salvation is nearer now than
when we first believed.
Oh darling Jimmy! It must be because we have debt.
Romans 13:6. We should have never
bought that living room set.
And put your medication on the credit card.
And now your soul belongs to the credit card company.
That is how it should be.
(In unison) And do this, understanding the present time.
The hour has come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our
salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. Romans 13:11
The Storm troopers drag an unresisting Jimmy away.
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